Anya makes me laugh so much.
I was making up a bedtime story for her this evening about her winning World Championship gold in athletics. I was describing how she was going down the finishing straight and how she was overtaking the runners from France, America and Montenegro. I was about to paint a picture in words of her breaking the tape to take the title when she held up her fist in a victory salute and exlaimed, “And the one from Oxstralia!”
“What!?” I replied.
“I beat the one from Oxstralia too,” she answered, “And the one from Tesco!”